Tschüs!

Things I Lost That I Love is coming to a close. In short, mocking my shortcomings here seems to be more destructive than constructive. But thank you for following along to this point, dear readership!

Glove

What I lost: One American Apparel eggplant-colored mohair fingerless glove

When: New Year's Eve, maybe?

Location: I don't know.

Last seen: Still don't know. When I was wearing it, dammit. I know I probably last put it into a pocket of my jacket because that's where I happened to find the other one.

Losses: $6 before tax; the comfort of a miniature insulation device

How I can prevent this loss in the future: Don't put important things without cords in coat pockets. Ding dong.